Tuesday, June 9, 2009

DAY 2

i had hell lot of fun today... finally got a trainer more sympathetic to my cause (thanks to my MOTHER... apparently he remembers her... lol).

av worked out a regimen, 20mins cardio... followed by working my upper torso on the machines...single set of 15 for each station... followed by sit ups on the death trap then another 20min of cardio...followed by some stretches... then finally 20-30mins in the steam bath...

i feel great!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Day 1; I FELL… right in the middle of the gym where everyone could see me!!

I suppose my long journey to redemption must start with me admitting to myself that ‘I am powerless’ and ‘grossly unfit!’… [so there… I am powerless and very unfit!]

It all started well enough, the instructor threw me on something that made me hike about 3km, I burnt a total of about 200 calories on that one… easy peasy! [sweating aside I was a good sport and took it quite well].

I don’t think the instructor who I shall from now on call Mr. Pain (sado-masochist was too long!), decided to put me on a bike, as my luck would have it the idiot set it on the bloody Swiss Alps or something, coz you go downhill easy cycling then up a freaking steep mountain [now that was painful, I must av torn a ligament or something!]…

After 4km and another 300 calories [all I could think of was deep fried chicken and chips! Heck I’d earned it!!!] I was exhausted… he then put me on this sitting gismo [it looked like those medieval torture contraptions used to stretch people till they tear into two!], I like sit-ups, they’re easy for me usually…but not today. That fool pushed me so hard, it reached a point I could hear my intestines huddling together in fear and pain.

WALK OF SHAME, as I got off the thing, I slipped, and fell… [my left foot had taken too much, so as soon as it hit the ground, it slipped right off the floor, I nearly sat butt first on some ka chic… am not entirely sure if she wouldn’t have minded? …lol]

Rather than feel sorry for myself, I took it with humility and grace [okay I run into the steam bath and hid there till everyone had gone! …lol, kidding, I said my sorrys, made sure I didn’t explain to anyone, then made a b-line for the steam bath]…

As I walked back to the showers from the steam bath I couldn’t help but notice everyone staring at me, turns out they stare at everyone half naked in a towel… PERVS! [& here I was thinking I was special….lol].

As I took that cold shower and washed off my fatigue all I could think was, I can’t wait to do it all over again tomorrow… I may be weak physically, and not in shape, but I have the brain power and will power the size of a freaking tsunami…and am not about to let anything distract me. [Well at least not for this month..]

As for socializing, am still finding my feet [in simple terms, they all scare me..! In the bar, am right in my element, over here it’s like friggn’ Jumanji… Now I know what Paris Hilton feels like when she is in chemistry class]…